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Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, â€œI wish that was Sharon Stone.â€
George echoed, â€œI wish it was Demi Moore.â€
Little Johnny sighed, â€œI wish it was dark . . . â€
Q: What do you do when your wifeâ€™s staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesnâ€™t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says â€œIâ€™m sorry Mickey but I couldnâ€™t find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says â€œI didnâ€™t say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy
Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake donâ€™t look dow